My Payborite Esport and Website

I lab watching succer. It is the number esport in the world. I really, really, really, really enjoy watching it. But i dont like to play it. I am very escared to get injury por myself alone just por me. Ahehehehe. I hope you understand me. Hehehe…

Here is the website that is my very payborite: www.cebufa.org , the site is running by a German who is a supporter of Pilipino pootball. I like the way he writes. One paragraph is composed about 10,000 words, ahehehehe.

I like his grammar because he is bery much the same of me….Ahehehehe….

Why Am I a Woman?

I know why i am a woman. It all becoz of my mother’s diet. I read it on the newz! This has true! It could be pound in Wikipedia!

According to the estudy that if mothers eat less calories in the morning breakpast the baby will be a gurl! Ahihihihi…If the mother eatz lots of poods with lots of calories in the breakpast the baby will be a boyz!

Now i know i was a girl! Because my mother eats less calories ebry morning!

According also to a study bepore that eating lots of carlories will help your brain to punction epectively.

Now i know why my brain did not punction epectively during the pageant!  Ahihihihi!

My Coll Senter Exferienses, again!

Filipino Customer: Darling are you a Filipino? (tagalog na tagalog yung accent)

Janina: No ma’am I’m an Amereycan. (with conviction pero tagalog na tagalog din yung accent!)

Filipino Customer: Are you sure miss?

Janina: Yes ma’am.

Filipino Customer: sigurado ka?

Janina: Yes ma’am.
(eh kala ko ba kano ka?… )

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Janina: It’s C as in CAT.

Customer: What?

Janina: C as in CAT. C-A-T… meow meow…
(ayuz! very specific na yan ha baka hindi mo pa magets…)

Full The String

Inside a jeepney flying ah, plying in the streets op Manila.

I like this poto, it reminds me op myselp! Ahihihi!

Stolen shot prom Himantayon.com.

Janina Meets Inday

Sa isang school supply sa may Recto. Si Inday ay inutusan ng among architect na bumili ng triangle.

Janina: Yes, ma’am what can i do por you?
Inday: Mess, meron kayong tryanggol?
Janina: Ahihihihi…Yes we do hab trayanggol! Ahihihi!

Inday knew that her pronunciation was made fun of by Janina.

Inday: (a bit irritated) Miss, you should reeducate yourself first with proper English pronunciation and correct grammar structure before taunting other people’s utterance of speech!

Janina: Ahihihi, i am sooorrrey. In behap op my pameleee! Here’s your tryang-gel

My Pavorite Youtube Bayjoe!

This is my most pavoritest bayjoe op all time. This was inspired me to join the Bb. Pilipinas, and ebentually won the most kubeta title Bb. Pilipinas World!

Bepore the start op that patepool night Bb. Pilipinas pagent in Araneta, i watched the Miss Teen USA South Carolina bayjoe on Youtube! I eben downloaded on my phone, and watch it during breaks.

It helped me! I won! Ahehehe…

Janina’s Pavorite Song and Songer!

I really love Ken Lee sang by Valentina Hassan. She is a bitter singer than Mariah Carry!

Janinablog.com is shutting down!!!

Due to protests op some people against this blog, i will be shutting down these now, right now, as in right now!

Ahihihihi…April Pools Day!!! Bitter later than never again!

PirePax!

Inside an internet cafe somewhere in Metro Manila.

Customer: (Annoyed) Miss, ba meron kayong Firefox?
Janina: Nako sir, wala po kaming PirePax.


Idea taken from Himantayon.com

Working In Call Center

Ahehehe. You don’t know dis people, but i used to working in da call center. I eben recorded one op the calls i had wid a costomer. I am proud of this work and particularlee this certain call i had.

I am soo proud op my tagalog accents!

I missed my opismeyts, we was like a pamelee!

Note: The bideo plugin doesnt seem to work. I will just pix that layter.